Coming soon...The Blintz. 

Phew, it's just a poorly animated cartoon, thank goodness it's not real!

It's on the Blintz! 

Disclaimer: You'd have to be a moron to think cartoons are real. All characters are purely fictitious, any similarities to despicable vile reprehensible total loser antisemites living or dead, is strictly a coincidence!

Warning: Contains foul language, graphic violence, stupid fictitious characters, and highly offensive subject matter, but basically, nothing worse than stuff you may run into in real life, if you're Jewish in the 2020s.

Our guarantee: We guarantee the fakakta troll comments about The Blintz online will be waaaaay more offensive than anything you see on The Blintz, or you get gornisht! 

Aleh kritiker un sonaim zoln kushn undz en toikhes un gehn kaken ofen yam. Have a Blintzy day!